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Your health.
Brutally honest.

Track your food, compete with friends, and get roasted by AI for your life choices. The fitness app that actually knows you.

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AI Food Roasting

Photograph your meal. Get recognized and roasted in 3 seconds.

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Friend Leaderboard

Your health score is visible to friends. Nobody wants to be last.

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Future Body

AI projects where your body is headed in 30, 60, and 90 days.

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Daily Health Score

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Food Recognition

iOS

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